You know you play to much GTA IV when you...

[Jizzylax]

You look both ways before crossing the street, see no cars, start crossing, then magically get hit by a car that appeared out of thin air.

[Aggro]

Originally Posted by g1nn

..you start talking in a dodgey eastern-European accent.

the funny thing is I've actually started doing this

[g1nn]

...Your an illegal immigrant actually OUTSIDE the united kingdom.

[Sickizzzt]

You pay tolls when changing cities.

[Aggro]

.... walk down the street and get insulted by every single person you walk past.

[Jizzylax]

Originally Posted by Aggro

.... walk down the street and get insulted by every single person you walk past.

That could mean you live in New York.

[KickassGimp]

You know you play to much gta when you dial a cheat number in your cell phone and wait for a car to spawn.

[Sickizzzt]

You think your cousin is secretly bankrupt

[g1nn]

You attempt to carry a large amount of weapons inside your clothes, failing terribly and looking like a complete douche.

[VioletRIOT]

...When you skip revision for important exam which decide the rest of your life to play on GTA IV =]