Oblivion stories.

[Blasterix]

Originally Posted by murderdude25

okay then lets see so its a sunny day on a peer on lake rumare and a high leveled and one of cyrodil's widely respected warriors is looking to have a little fun after living a life of pure heart and good will (~well apart from when he was begining the game and attacked a few people by mistake though lol~) but that being beside the point and telling the story from a different realm especially that of reality kind of ruins these things and oops i said enough already and so i digest he went onto the peer and at the end was a great fan of his at the end of the it. suddenly a strong impulse ripped through him to have some fun at once he pulled out a bow and fired several arrows in the air at which point he went to his fan who for some reason did not seem confused or baffled at the randosity of what just happened (but then again he was A.I) crap im doing it again so he went up and started talking to him he seemed to be filled with joy and honoured so much that he asked to shine his boots or polish his sheild or even hold his sword. however the poor person did not realise that the arrows had lost there upward momentom and were at this point turning there decent to the point where he was standing. by this point all conversations had ended and the hero just stood there with his fan gazing in awe at his strong physique with no idea that an arrow was coming closer------and closer----and closer-- and closer-when with an almighty force the arrow penetrates his skull at this several other arrows lodge them self in his limp body which fell to the ground with no screams no chance of knowing
and as such with the warrior realised what he had done and at this------ he----went and killed everyone in the imperial city -duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-------duh-duh---dom
phew made it without another refernce to A.I or other reality aspe-c--t---s------------oh son of a b
the end

Do you know how to punctuate? rofl

[Megaman_FTW]

I find your lack of grammar disturbing.

Please put periods between your sentences.

I just remembered one more bit of my Oblivion shenaniganry a little while ago. During one of the assassin missions you're given an arrow that will kill anything in one hit. You're told you can take a bonus on the mission by killing the target with that arrow, or you can keep the arrow to use as you like, but only collect the normal payment for the mission. So I duplicated the arrow 200 times. I pretty much killed anything and everything in the game with that thing. I killed the mission target. I killed his guards. I killed random nearby children. Everything.

EDIT: I DID save first, so its not like I ruined the game forever.