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Originally Posted by MLBOSU
All of my friends that talked about their "spectacular" penises often, ended up having their gf's reveal how small they actually were. It was quite funny. Kind of like drving an expensive sports car. Can everyone say " Overcompensation?"
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First of all I am NOT one of your friends. Therefore you cannot have my gf tell you about my penis. Secondly, I did not say that my penis was "spectacular", as you put it, and I was not exagerating because if you saw it I bet you would tell me that it is "a work of art" as well. I drive an ordinary car and have gotten plenty of females in my life. I WILL be getting the camera for the 360 the first day it comes out.
List of what will happen on the release day of the 360 camera:
1. Go to Best Buy and buy the camera. Then proceed to smack the hott emo cashiers ass. (which happens to be a girl by the way in case you were wondering.)
2. Assemble the camera so that it is put into use.
3. Connect onto live using my favorite game.(which happens to be PGR3)
4. Act normal at first and as soon as I win my first race (which will be fairly quick because everyone on that game sucks) I will unzip my jeans and "Hang out will my wang out" and "Rock out with my **** out" for all of the losers to enjoy.
5. I will then place my penis directly onto the camera so that the viewers can get the full "experience" of what they are witnessing.
6. If I am feeling a little bit "squirrely" I will proceed to insert my index finger into my asshole and masterbate onto the camera.
7. After a night of hard work I will call my girlfriend up and take her to a movie. Then we will come back to the house and I will get her to perform falacio in front of the camera so that many can enjoy my pleasure besides myself.
8. I will then bid her adue and take my leave into the bedroom.
9. Here I will dream of all the shocked and horrored faces that I have initiated on the faces of many gamers. I will laugh until I cry myself to sleep again but then wake up suddenly to eat a carton of icecream.
10. Then I will go back to sleep so that I am ready for another day with my wonderful camera.
I would just like to thank you for taking the time to listen to a day in the life of Anthony A. Now shut the fuck up all you NOOBS!